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HAPPY NEW REAR

I heard a jingle on the radio the other day — an advertisement for Charmin toilet paper inviting me to enjoy their product and have a “happy new rear.”  I snorted coffee out my nose.   After marveling for a…

GET LIT

“Don’t ask what the world needs.  Ask what makes you come alive, and go do it.  Because what the world needs is people who have come alive. ~ Howard Thurman I love this quote.  Maybe I over-reference it, I don’t…

DO YOU HEAR WHAT I HEAR?

A dog goes into the Western Union office and says, “I want to send a telegram.”  The employee says, “Great.  What do you want it to say?”  The dog says, “Woof woof woof.  Woof woof.  Woof woof woof woof.”  The…

50 SHADES OF GRAVY

During last Sunday’s service I was leading a meditation, inviting myself and everyone to give ourselves a breather from all of our relentless striving & fixing, from all the hard work of crafting our lives and changing the world —…

THAT’S WHAT FRIENDS ARE THOR

I try to keep my toenails pretty because I dance barefoot.  Sometimes, I’ll wear colored nail polish because — well, why not?  And I usually choose the color, at least in part, by the name.  A couple of weeks ago,…

INSPIRATION IS FOR AMATEURS

“Inspiration is for amateurs. The rest of us just show up and get to work. If you wait around for the clouds to part and a bolt of lightening to strike you in the brain, you are not going to…

SOMETIMES YOU FEEL LIKE A “NOT”

Probably due to a conversation with my sister last week in which she mentioned that her favorite Halloween candy bar is Mounds, and I responded that Almond Joy is one of mine, I’ve had the maddening repetition of that two-line…

TOUCH OF COUNTRY

I’ve had a delightful week in the Carolina mountains.  This is Travis’s neck of the woods, so it’s been an immersive experience through the roots and branches of my husband’s youth and young adulthood.  We’ve been spending time with his…

RIDING THE CAT

I had a dream last week in which I was on a horse, an imposing beast of great strength and rippling muscles.  I don’t remember where I was going, but it was important for me to get there as fast…

VAL & FLO SAID

I don’t usually do “cutesy” talks.   I mean, clever, absolutely.  Maybe occasionally a bit whimsical.  I like a good pun as much as the next person, and I LOVE a bad pun.   I’ll shamelessly sling ridiculous jokes.  And I…

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